DAMNS KELLY

The prosecution’s most recent witness, a forensic video analyst, has the Urinator shaking in his boots:

“It would take someone 44 years — working nonstop, 24/7, 365 days a year — to be able to fake the sex tape at the heart of R. Kelly’s child-pornography trial, a forensic video analyst testified Thursday.

Defense attorney Sam Adam Jr. had practically equated a mole on Kelly’s back — which he said couldn’t be seen in the sex tape — to O.J. Simpson’s glove in his opening argument, essentially saying that if you don’t see the mole, it must not be Kelly. So when Fredericks showed how a spot on the male’s back was in fact visible in a half-second’s worth of footage once the tape was slowed down, the proverbial glove fit. ‘It’s in the exact same position, at about the same size,’ Fredericks said, pointing to a video display.”

When asked if the tape had been digitally altered, the witness replied:

“It could be done, but it wasn’t done on that tape,”

50 CENTS L.I. HOME BURNS DOWN

An eyewitness told Newsday that among the injured, all of whom suffered smoke inhalation according to fire officials, were 50 Cent’s ex-girlfriend, Shaniqua Tompkins, and their 10-year-old son, Marquise.

“She was all right,” eyewitness Frank Hoyte, a Newsday employee, said, adding: “But she was angry.”

He said Tompkins was standing outside the home barefoot as it burned, wearing a bathrobe. Two young boys, one of them Marquise, two teenage girls and “an older woman” were also standing with Tompkins, Hoyte said.

The Long Island McMansion at the center of his and Shaniqua’s legal battle burned to the ground early this morning. Fire officials are calling the blaze “definitely suspicious.”

SOMETHING SMELLS FISHY

SUMMER IS OFFICIALLY HERE

SUMMER TIME FLAVOR

Joakim Noah Arrested In Florida

Police arrested Chicago Bulls forward Joakim Noah, son of famous tennis player Yannick Noah, May 25 in Gainesville, Fla. on charges of possession of marijuana and having an open container of alcohol. According to police, Joakin was walking down the street carrying a clear plastic cup with an "iced amber-colored" drink, that he put on the ground when he saw police headed his way. When the cops discovered the drink was Hennesy, Noah was taken to an area police station where they found one joint inside a cigarette package in his pants. Noah was charged with possession of less than 20 grams of cannabis and an open container violation. He could face up to six months in jail and a $500 fine for the marijuana charge.

WHAT A DICKHEAD

WHEN THE DOE GETS LOW(SEX TAPE EDITION)

BUCKEY FROM FLAVOR OF LOVE HAS A SEX TAPE OUT CLICK THE PICT TO SEE IT(NOT SAFE FOR WORK)

KOBE'S NEW NIKE COMMERCIAL

KENNY SMITH MAKING FUN OF HIS LAST VIDEO

GOD........YOUR ONE FUNNY DUDE

ONLY GOD CANT MAKE YOU LAUGH THIS HARD

DETENTION WAITING TO HAPPEN

WHERE WAS THIS WHEN I WAS IN SCHOOL

GOOD LUCK HORNETS.GAME 7 TONIGHT

FLAVOR

WHAT THE F#$K........

Disney is taking their racism to a whole new level. They are selling this gold noose necklace as part of the Caribbean “Dead Man’s Chest” collection

Video: Suge Knockout Guy Speaks

STAY TUNED

THEY SAY F*&KING FOR TRACKS

PUFF WITH CASSIE,I GUESS PUFF SAID IF YOU AINT SELLING I MIGHT AS WELL GET SOMETHING OUT THE DEAL

MORNING FLAVOR

FAT AND HAPPY

RICK ROSS DONT GIVE A SH%T

KIMORA LEE,NO MAKE UP.YUCK

REMY GETS 8 YEARS

NEW YORK - Remy Ma’s wedding plans are up in the air. But a judge has made definite plans for the Grammy-nominated rapper: eight years in prison for shooting a woman outside a Manhattan nightclub.

The state Supreme Court sentence was handed Tuesday to the 26-year-old rapper, whose real name is Remy Smith, for assault, weapon possession and attempted coercion.

The defendant, who could have faced up to 25 years in prison, was teary-eyed as she heard the sentence. She says the shooting last summer was an accident; an appeal is planned.

After the sentencing, a man identified by court officers as Remy Ma’s fiance, fellow rapper Papoose, began screaming in a hallway outside the courtroom. “All you want is money!” he said, apparently referring to the victim.

“Lock me up! Lock me up!” he then shouted to court officers, who instead escorted him to an elevator and out of the courthouse.

PAPOOSE RUINS THE WEDDING PLANS

Remy Ma was not able to get married on Riker's Island yesterday because her dumb ass betrothed tried to sneak a handcuff key into the prison. That bone-headed move, coupled with Remy mouthing off on DJ Kay Slay's radio show last week about having an unfair trial and dogging out the prison guards, cannot be good for her sentencing which is scheduled for today. Good luck Rem.

WHAT A FUCKING DING A LING

UPDATE: MORE SUGE PICTS

Marlon Wayans as Ripcord in "G.I. Joe"

I HOPE THEY DONT MAKE THE MOVIE CORNY

FINALLY SUGE KNIGHT GETS HIS ASS KNOCKED OUT

The other night TMZ cameras caught Suge and his boys whipping this one dude's ass over some money, next thing you know, dude got a good lick in and Suge was laid out on the ground. They say homeboy was out like a light for almost 3 minutes!

HA HA SO WHAT ...... IM LAUGHING.

STUNT OR NOT THIS KID GETS AROUND

I SHOULD'VE GOT INTO SHOW BIZ

Former Celebreality Contestants Return to Compete for $250K In New Show ‘I Love Money’

“I Love Money,” the newest series from VH1’s “Celebreality” block will premiere on Sunday, July 13 at 9 p.m. The series will featuring the most outlandish contestants from the “Rock of Love,” “I Love New York” and “Flavor of Love,” series.

The 12-episode series will pit 17 all-star contestants against one another in a battle for a chance to win a $250,000 grand prize. Similar to MTV’s Real World/ Road Rules challenges, the series hosted by Craig J. Jackson, will be shot in Mexico and participants will compete in challenges to test their determination to win the loot. All week you can log on to VH1 Blog to learn who the newest announced cast members will be.

HOOPZ BETTER CASH IN ON HER 15 MINUTES LIKE NEW YORK DID

WHAT WILL THEY COME UP WITH NEXT

The seat is made up of 1600 pencils

GRAND THEFT AUTO COMES TO LIFE

50 CENT GETS HIS CHAIN SNATCHED

It’s kind of hard to see what’s going on, but this is in fact footage of your man 50 cent getting robbed for his chain in the middle of a performance in Angola.Them African cats are wild as hell.(ITS AROUND 1:39)

CLINTON'S ADVISORS CALL PEOPLE IN INDIANA "WHITE NI%$*RS

Mickey Kantor was/is advisor to both Bill and Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaigns, and long time friend of the shady-ass couple. And that little dark haired rat-like punk is George Stephanopoulous, the one who harassed Barack during the PA debates. Did they think this video would stay in the dark? Indiana - the truth has surfaced. You know what to do.

I KNEW THEY ALL SAID IT IN PRIVATE,BUT THIS IS JUST STUDIP.

THE PRE-NUP

They say Beyonce will get $10 million dollars in the event of divorce, provided she stays with Jay for two years, and one million dollars for each additional year of marriage up to 15 years. They say Jay also promises to buy Bey a house worth $10 million dollars if they split, and reportedly will pay her $5 million dollars for every child she has by him, to cover her 'loss of income'.

ITS DEFINATELY CHEAPER TO KEEP HER

WOW

THE HILARY NUTCRACKER......IS SHE TRYING TO TELL US SOMETHING.

KARL MALONE.......WTF

Will not go to retired basketball star, Karl Malone. Karl has another offspring entering professional sports that he had nothing to do with while they were growing up. First there was his daughter Cheryl Ford. Cheryl plays for the WNBA and Karl had no relationship at all with her until she was already playing college ball and obviously on her way to a pro career. Now, another kid of Karl's just got drafted by the Buffalo Bills. Karl never met the guy until he was 18 and then told him it was too late for him to be his father and that he needed to earn his own money for college. Demetrius Bell, whose mother was 13 at the time of his birth, [Karl was a 19 year old sophomore in college, major ick factor] doesn't dwell in the past. He says, when asked if he is disappointed that Malone is not a part of his life, "I wouldn't say it's disappointing. All of that's behind me now. I feel good I made it this far. Nothing against him, but I feel good at this time. If he would've been there, yeah, it would've been good. But if not, it's even better. Everything's a plus right now."

LIL KIM GETTING HER BENTLY REPO'D

Kim Repe
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"YA KNOW WHEN THE DOE GET LOW THE JEWLS GO"-MOBB DEEP