Ruben Studdard ...Weds

American Idol winner Ruben Studdard got married to Surata Zuri McCants in Alabama this past Saturday. Ruben says he met miss lady while signing cds at Walmart. The rest of us know Surata from Nelly's(TIP DRILL) video. Mazel Tov!

I SEE YOU U BIG DUDE.CONGRADS

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IM BACK..............IM BACK

HEY SORRY TO ALL MY LOYAL READERS,I HAD TO STEP OFF FOR A MOMENT .BUT IM BACK NOW AND IT WONT HAPPEN AGAIN,FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE STILL WITH ME THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT,

DAMN KELLS,ITS NOT LOOKING GOOD

The R Kelly child pornography case came to its climax yesterday when the prosecution rested after three hours of explosive testimony from 27 year old Lisa Van Allen who claims she had several threesomes with R Kelly and his underage lover over two years during the 90's. Lisa met R after she had sex with him after being cast in his Home Alone video in 1997 when she was 17. She moved from Atlanta to Chicago to be close to him and appeared in several more videos and in his touring show, simulating sex with Kelly on stage. Lisa testified that R is obsessed with video taping himself having sex, and that he carries his homemade sex tapes around with him in a duffle bag everywhere he goes. "If we was at the [music] studio, it was in the studio with him. If he was at [the gym], it would be at [the gym] with him," she said. Lisa also testified that R paid her $20,000 last year to return a sex tape of her, the jailbait, and Kells in a threesome after promising her $250,000.00 for it. On cross-examination she also admitted stealing a watch worth $20,000.00 from Kells out of a hotel room. Lisa cried on the stand when she recalled the last time she had sex with R and the underage girl. She said Kells got mad at her because he said her crying was fucking up the footage.

The defense will present their arguments, today.

DAMNS KELLY

The prosecution’s most recent witness, a forensic video analyst, has the Urinator shaking in his boots:

“It would take someone 44 years — working nonstop, 24/7, 365 days a year — to be able to fake the sex tape at the heart of R. Kelly’s child-pornography trial, a forensic video analyst testified Thursday.

Defense attorney Sam Adam Jr. had practically equated a mole on Kelly’s back — which he said couldn’t be seen in the sex tape — to O.J. Simpson’s glove in his opening argument, essentially saying that if you don’t see the mole, it must not be Kelly. So when Fredericks showed how a spot on the male’s back was in fact visible in a half-second’s worth of footage once the tape was slowed down, the proverbial glove fit. ‘It’s in the exact same position, at about the same size,’ Fredericks said, pointing to a video display.”

When asked if the tape had been digitally altered, the witness replied:

“It could be done, but it wasn’t done on that tape,”

50 CENTS L.I. HOME BURNS DOWN

An eyewitness told Newsday that among the injured, all of whom suffered smoke inhalation according to fire officials, were 50 Cent’s ex-girlfriend, Shaniqua Tompkins, and their 10-year-old son, Marquise.

“She was all right,” eyewitness Frank Hoyte, a Newsday employee, said, adding: “But she was angry.”

He said Tompkins was standing outside the home barefoot as it burned, wearing a bathrobe. Two young boys, one of them Marquise, two teenage girls and “an older woman” were also standing with Tompkins, Hoyte said.

The Long Island McMansion at the center of his and Shaniqua’s legal battle burned to the ground early this morning. Fire officials are calling the blaze “definitely suspicious.”

SOMETHING SMELLS FISHY

SUMMER IS OFFICIALLY HERE

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