UNWHATARMY

Friday, April 11, 2008

R.KELLY......HAS LOST HIS DAMN MIND

WTF IS GOING ON

VANILLA ICE ARRESTED

Last night in Palm Beach, a white male by the name of a Mr. Van-Illa was arrested for simple battery.

According to a police report from the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office, the rapper, whose real name is Robert Van Winkle, was taken into custody Thursday night at his Wellington home. He was being held without bond on a simple battery charge.

His wife, Laura, reportedly called police saying Van Winkle “struck her” and “kicked her” during an argument but when deputies showed up, she said he only pushed her and she didn’t want to give a statement. She said just wanted a divorce.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

WOMAN BREAKS INTO PRISON TO HAVE SEX WITH HUSBAND"

The wife of an inmate sneaked into Standford Hill open prison on the Isle of Sheppey, Kent, in the early hours of Sunday to have sex with her husband in his cell. She was caught by a guard on the grounds as she tried to leave.

A source said: “She got in by climbing over a fence and her husband was waiting for her.

“He took her into his cell for a romp and she left a short while later. A few people knew about it.

“She was spotted while trying to leave — and stood out because she was the only woman in an all-male jail.” Her husband has now been sent to a higher security prison.

Standford Hill is on the site of a former RAF base and holds 464 category D inmates.

DAMN HE GOT HER SPRUNG LIKE THAT.........REAL PIMPISH

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

WHAT THE F#$K........IS GOING ON

“Six teen girls lured a former friend to a home and ambushed her, taking turns pounding on her face and body for 30 minutes until she was unconscious as someone videotaped the violence.

‘Shocking, I’ve never seen anything like it,’ Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd said. ‘They seem to have absolutely no remorse at all. I don’t understand the sheer violence.’

Police said the girl traveled to the house and walked into the trap. One girl met her at the door and five others were hiding in a back room, detectives said. The girls were then seen on video pummeling the girl in the face and body and slamming her head into a wall.

As the videotape rolled, a girl’s voice is heard yelling ‘There is only 17 seconds left; make it good.’ Police said the girls wanted to post the video on YouTube and MySpace. Police said two boys stood lookout outside the house during the beating.

The girl was taken to a hospital by ambulance and treated for a concussion, damage to her left eye and left ear, and numerous bruises, the report said. The girl can no longer see well out of one eye and hear from one ear, Local 6 reported.”

I DONT THINK ANYBODY IS GONNA GET A SLAP ON THE WRIST AFTER THIS ONE.TEENAGE FUCKERY!